Happy America Day, friends.
Gonna leave this right here. Just no words. AMERICA.
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So the USWNT just won the 2015 World Cup. THE FREAKIN’ WORLD CUP! What a weekend. I ate my weight in hot dogs as the meat to the Sounders and USA wins bread in the sandwich that was the best 4th of July weekend that this great country has ever known. I don’t even know if that sentence makes sense but it’s how I feel right now. Let’s add more to this already crazy long Social Timeline with some more Social Media! Yay!
USA UPDATES BELOWUSA UPDATES BELOWUSA UPDATES BELOW
Ohhh say can you seeeeeee the net ripple for theeeeee?
Corny adaptation of the National Anthem? Yes. Appropriate given Sounders FC's recent match against DC United? Most certainly!
If you were too busy stuffing your face with hot dogs by a lake somewhere and missed the match (who am I kidding, I did that all day Saturday) then you didn't get to see one crazy Major League Soccer contest. Ending 1-0 with the Rave Green playing up a man for the majority of the match, the home side was saved on Independence Day weeekend (WELCOME TO EARTH!) by none other than Englishman Tyrone Mears.
Oh, the irony.
Regardless of the somewhat comical situation, the result snapped a three-match losing streak in league play for the club, and gets it back on track with a couple winable matches ahead. Let's see how it all went down in today's Social Timeline. It's gonna be a real beaut.
Foreshadowing much? I totally picked that photo, too.
Oh Roger.
CLINT DEMPSEY SCORED FOR AMERICA.
Roger in a dunk tank!
ECS making some serious moves here. Loves it.
And then a lineup! Oh what a lovely lineup!
Always time for a high five. Always always time.
Brad was ready for a little more #soccer.
And look! It’s Ozzie! OZZIEEEEEE!
Chad Marshall for President.
Really happy with this one right here…
And then we had some soccer action!
Drew saying it like it is as Drew tends to do.
Yeah, you can’t do that homie.
Then it was halftime. 0-0. More to come. Stay right here.
So many football friends.
AND THEN YEP. Dang Tye. Dangggggg.
I don’t even know what going ham means but yeah, it worked. Probably.
He makes them count.
Goodnight, moon.
I MEAN FOR SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS!
Brad enjoyed it and has the cutest nickname ever for Mr. Mearsy.
Sigi got them jokes. Now time for some player reaction…
Yeah, everyone seems pretty pleased with the result there.
Oh Gonzo that face is just too good.
Happy America Day, friends.
Gonna leave this right here. Just no words. AMERICA.
UPDATEUPDATEUPDATE
So the USWNT just won the 2015 World Cup. THE FREAKIN’ WORLD CUP! What a weekend. I ate my weight in hot dogs as the meat to the Sounders and USA wins bread in the sandwich that was the best 4th of July weekend that this great country has ever known. I don’t even know if that sentence makes sense but it’s how I feel right now. Let’s add more to this already crazy long Social Timeline with some more Social Media! Yay!
Time for some revenge.
All we do is believe. All day.
I MEAN LOOK AT ALL THE BELIEVING GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO!
More believing! JUST SO MUCH!
It was time for the #soccer, America style.
One more is right, Seattle Seahawks
The Reign FC was ready, obviously. But let’s start the 2015 FIFA World Cup Final - Japan vs Carli Lloyd…
Not fair, guys. Gotta give Japan a chance here.
So many high fives are necessary.
FIRE BRAD. FIRE.
Carli having a pretty solid match.
5-2, sure why not.
AND THEN IT ENDED. WORLD CHAMPIONS!
So. Much. Excitement.
Dylan Remick = PROUD AMERICAN
DeAndre Yedlin = PROUD AMERICAN
Nick Jonas = PROUD AMERICAN
Barack Obama = PROUD AMERICAN; PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICANS
Captain America = ALWAYS A PROUD AMERICAN…BUT DEFINITELY TODAY.
Happy 4th of July, United States of America